Sunday 26 May 2013

BBA 8 Housemates - First Impressions


So the show is officailly back! Big Brother Africa 8.

A female housemates will be formally introduced and she will pick a male housemate from the screen (displayed as an extreme close-image of the lips/smile) Lets begin:

Zimbabwean rep. glides in her hot dress and picks LK4. LK4 is a player - I can tell.

Lol, Sally is behaving like a sex kitten. This one will make some trouble, I think. She picks Micheal Bessey/Boredasi from Seara-Leone to walk in with him. This one looks naughty and bi-curious! haha.

Delish Mathews from Namibia wow. I like her. She's hot! and reminds me of Lady May. Hot Hot Hot!!! She picks Anglo's pic. From S.A (TF) he doesn't look South African and he is already creating a bad impression with claiming to being some-what a polygamist.

From Malawi - We have Fatima. She looks dirty (figuritively). She picks Nando from Tanzania, he looks cute... no wonder his a model.

Moving swiftley along; Here is supermodel Hudda from Tanzania. She's thin and fine! And she is not afraid to get naked! She has 3 choices and she picks Bimp from Ethopia. She seems to be a smooth talker and his kind of handsome. mhhhh.

And a few minutes later, All the mates listed above enter the Diamond house. "SA rep is a Diamond... SA rep is a diamond... when he walked in; we became alive, just like diamonds in the sky. At first I thought his a rasta, that will never cut his dreads Owh owh. No ow! #singing "

From Botswana we have Motamma. She looks like a rich girl Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na she proly has all the money in the world if she's a rich M-girl... #Singing. She looks beautiful and Bridal. She picks Angolan male - Neyll. He looks boring.

I really wanted Khanyi Mbau but, We have beverly from Nigeria. A queen of modeling/Video vixen since the tender age of 16. And. She is single! She picks the last male - Sullu from Zambia. A true African bear. Lol. His pants are too tight the D is about to bust out dudes. He is a taxi driver! Oh.

The Diamond house has been filled and there is no Khanye Mbau. No!

Here comes Cleo from Zambia looking cute. Dzam girl you can rap. Tv presenter Oneal is chosen by cleo. He is sexy, he needs a birthday prezzi!

Be prepeared to hear the word Airtel a thousand times now. (official sponsor of BBA The Chace)

Stella Mwangu looking hella fine performs for us.

Done and dusted. Another Namibian rep. Dzam! She is fine! I didn't even hear her name. She picks Nigeria's Melvin. Ok, so hyper he trips over a step. Seems like he's the winner hey #Nigeria .

From Malawi here is Freaky Natasha. True madamme Ike from the bush-o. She definately has a good heart though. She picks Butch Bigiesas from Angola. These two should date hey. He is cute but, damn buff.

Tumi morake dzamn mommy you can make me laugh. Can't wait for BBA Hot Room.

Feza (meaning money) Kezi from Tanzania looks cute in a red dress. She picks Elikem from Ghana. He is just a guy. I think he'll be a cool guy. His a fashion designer/Actor.

Betty from Ethopia. Hi European housewife. You look very beautiful. She picks Bolt from Siera. Umh. Smooth talker,tall, buff, frisky guy.

Khanyi Mbau please? When I asked her if she'll be on BBA she said no it was a publicity stunt. Uhh!

Well, here is Annabel from Kenya. Dzamn zaddie she got a bust!She picks Denzel (Charles) from Uganda. He's kind of cute. Looks like a confused wanna be though.

From S.A it's Koketso! She's pretty! Very! pretty. I think S.A is proud. She picks Hakeem from Zimbabwe. Self absorbed I see but, fine. As in F.I.N.E. Koketso and Hakeem... Mhhh.

Thats it darlings. Be sure to vote, watch and keep in touch.